All Puns Intended
A new day, a new week. I hope you had a great weekend. Do you feel that the weekend had disappeared too quickly and perhaps you have a touch of the Monday blues? Never mind, Monday will be over before you know it. Meanwhile, see if these selection of puns can bring on a chuckle, or at least a smile.
A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired.
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
The barber opened up a shavings account.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
A will is a dead giveaway.
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hahaha! these are freaking great sir Vincent! They are so dang corny. lol. I love silly things like these.
I am happy to hear that you enjoyed the puns.