LOL!!! I'm a failure of a mom too - and my husband failed our children, leaving them culturally illiterate, or rather, leaving them to their own devices. If they wanted to know sports, they could have watched games on TV without us, right?
This: battered women....Not. Going. There. Today.
Thank you for "not going there" today (but if you had it would've been awesome, and @botefarm never hesitates to drag me "there"!)