Introducing @espoemfacts - The new bot in the town
After months of development and sleepless hours, I am proud to release @espoemfacts today.
How does it work?
- If you type a comment includes
espoemstring, you will be replied by the bot one of the random @espoem facts.
Open Source Software
The source code is located at @emre/espoem_facts. If you want to run your own fork, install it via $ pip install espoem_facts and run as:
export ESPOEM_FACTS_POSTING_WIF=<wif> espoem_facts <account>
Notes:
- Please, don't run your own espoem_facts bot. :D
- Inspired by catfacts by @inertia
Did someone call me?
Does espoem ever smile?
Not everyone that espoem is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
espoem can slam a revolving door.
espoem can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Ahahahaha that infinite loop was the first thing that popped into my mind when I red what triggered it.
espoem played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
More espoem fact, please.
espoem once one a game of connect four in 3 moves.
not a good fact, will remove this.
Google won't search for espoem because it knows you don't find espoem, he finds you.
why double posts espoemfacts? Did I forgot a double process somewhere? :/
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe espoem entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
espoem broke its own bot
espoem once one a game of connect four in 3 moves.
Espoem does not sleep. He waits. Hahahaha
espoem deserves his own bot. Damn right.
Whiteboards are white because espoem scared them that way.
espoem has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Is espoem in the house?
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but espoem roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but espoem roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
while 1 espoem facts... wowwww :D
espoem' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
espoem can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
What is the use of espoem though?
espoem can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
espoem never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
I guess espoem does not espoem well
espoem eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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