I AM GOING TO SHOOT DAN LARIMER IN THE FACE

.......for the cover of TIME Magazine. I might even suggest a centerfold for that issue. Except instead of Dan's chiseled, Mt.Dew hardened body sprawled out on a fur rug, Id just put a fucking laundry list of reasons that YOURE A FUCKING RETARD if you think any fiber of his being is capable of scamming anyone, let alone thousands of them.... for an entire year....publicly.....with the intent to con them out of BILLIONS. And it'll need to be in tiny fucking font too.

For almost a fucking year now I've had to sift through shitty diaper postings from all these new and trendy teenie bopper fucktards (self proclaimed crypto geniuses) who line up to shit on Dan Larimer and EOS like its their cousins SaranWraped face. I can assure you all...that it is not.

The commentary is constant, unchanging, and written as if they spent less time to research the facts than they spent deciding which hand to grease their trolley pole with before mommy calls them for dinner. Mac n' Cheese with hotdogs in it?! Again kid?! I guess that explains your thought process a little bit.