you're a little short

That's hilarious @themanwithnoname. That has to be the most optimistic statement I've heard for a long time.

"If you say you don't like the quiet life, try sleeping in Gillian's room when the world cup is on. (Not when Gillian's there of course because that would be just plain weird!) You'll soon get an appreciation for the quiet. Or the football supporters might get an appreciation for buckets of cold water".
~gillianpearce