The Fat Elf

The Fat Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it

The Fat Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Elf desperately needed a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Fat Elf desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

The Fat Elf desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Fat Elf often carried a big sponge to experiment on. It should be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.