Fucking Elf

Fucking Elf always had with them a big sponge that they would often demolish. It should have been an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Fucking Elf searched for a dildo that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Elf found a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Fucking Elf desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Elf desperately craved for a can of coke to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Elf needed a little monkey to share. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to select.