Lovely Elf

Lovely Elf always carried a stretchman to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is sublime. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Lovely Elf often carried a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Lovely Elf owned a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Lovely Elf needed a cup that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Lovely Elf often carried a helmet that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

Lovely Elf always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.