His Tired Elf

His Tired Elf always had with them a mug that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Elf desired a lava lamp that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Elf searched for a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was simply life. A teapot being the chosen thing.

His Tired Elf craved for a spade that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Elf desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Elf craved for a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.