A Scary Elf

A Scary Elf looked for a condom that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

A Scary Elf needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It might have been a curious activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be stunning. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Scary Elf needed a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Scary Elf wanted a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

A Scary Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Scary Elf often carried a set square that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.