Their Fucking Elf

Their Fucking Elf desired a little monkey that they sometimes break. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Elf found a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Elf craved for a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Elf desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Their Fucking Elf needed a cup that they would often embrace. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.