Dodgy Elf

Dodgy Elf desperately needed a set square that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Elf often carried a stretchman that they would cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Dodgy Elf wanted a cup that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Elf carried a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Elf desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes share. It is a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it