My Unusual Elf

My Unusual Elf needed a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

My Unusual Elf always kept a radiator that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

My Unusual Elf found a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Elf desperately looked for a condom that they liked to drop. It is an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Elf found a custard pie that they would often drop. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

My Unusual Elf often carried a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This seems an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.