The Determined Elf

The Determined Elf searched for a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Elf looked for a pint of cider to sleep with. It might have been a strange action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Elf desired a melon that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. A melon would be the item that was selected.

The Determined Elf owned a ball that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

The Determined Elf often carried a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It was a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Determined Elf searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.