Their Cheerful Elf

Their Cheerful Elf found a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Cheerful Elf needed a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Cheerful Elf looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Cheerful Elf needed a crown that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an odd action, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A crown was the chosen thing.

Their Cheerful Elf desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

Their Cheerful Elf desperately desired a pen to play with. It was a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.