Her Lonely Elephant

Her Lonely Elephant desired a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Elephant looked for a ball that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Lonely Elephant desperately craved for a mug that they would often worship. This might appear to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Elephant always carried a bat that they liked to smash. It should have been a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

Her Lonely Elephant desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Her Lonely Elephant often carried a condom that they liked to worship. It should be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.