Agenda 21: A Translation – Finding Dark Humor And Truth In The Abyss Of Bloated Bureaucratese - Part 22 - FINAL PART
The aim of this project is to translate the bureaucratese of Agenda 21 into more accurate and clear language.
The original UN document is from
http://www.un.org/esa/agenda21/natlinfo/wssd/summarypublication.pdf
My translations are in bold and italics.
OCEANS (Agenda 21 – Chapter 17)
Decision-Making
1. Coordinating Body on Oceans The national coordinating body on Oceans is actually a wider range of Ministries, such as: Shipping; Oceanic Administration; Port Authority; Marine/Maritime and Ocean Affairs; Coast Conservation; Environment; Forestry;Agriculture; and Fishery.
Translation: Bully Diktats
Group Of Wannabe Gods Of The Ocean
The Group Of Wannabe Gods Of The Ocean is actually a much wider range of psychopathic institutions, such as: Pirates of the Shipping Lanes; Bureaucracy Of The Ocean; Port Mafia; Oceanic Paper Pushers Anonymous; Blocking Coastal Access; Fake Environmentalism; Forest Monopoly; War Against Organic, Small Farms; Fish Monopoly
2. Participation of Major Groups in Decision-Making with particular reference to: Scientific and Technological Communities; Business and Industry; NGOs;Women; and Local Authorities.
Translation: Illusion Of Participation In Decision-Making with reference to: Rogue Scientists; Entrepreneurs; Real Charities; Female Tax Slaves; and Small-time authoritarians
Programmes & Projects
3. Integrated Coastal Area Management
Agenda 21 requests coastal States to commit themselves to integrated management and sustainable development of coastal areas and the marine environment so as to prevent, control, and reduce degradation of the marine environment.
Translation: Integrated Blocking Of The Coast
Agenda 21 requests the ruling psychopathic minorities in coastal areas to commit to austerity development so as to prevent liberty and to control and reduce the tax slave population in those areas.
4. Sustainable Use of Marine Resources (Fishing)
Agenda 21 urges States to take effective action to ensure sustainable fishing in accordance with the provisions of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.
Translation: Monopolizing Marine Resources
Agenda 21 urges groups of immoral mind-controlled mercenaries for the dark occultocracy to take pragmatic, Satanic action to ensure tax slaves don’t go fishing, in accordance with another outrageously long and complex legalese document.
5. Pollution Prevention from Sea-Based Activities
Agenda 21 requests States, if appropriate, to address degradation of the marine environment due to sea-based activities, including shipping, dumping, oil-spilling, and those at ports through ratifying and implementing relevant conventions, protocols and regulations.
Translation: Double Standard On Marine Pollution
Agenda 21 requests mind-controlled totalitarian groups to use selective enforcement regarding marine pollution. For example, if a tax slave accidentally drops a beer can on the beach, throw him in a cage, rob him, and ruin his life. If a large corporation like BP destroys millions of livelihoods and does incalculable damage to the Gulf Of Mexico with a massive oil spill, just slap them on the wrist and have them pay for the next cocktail party.
6. Preservation of Marine Resources
Countries are requested to take measures to conserve and increase the availability of marine living resources.
Translation: Violent Monopoly Of Marine Resources
The ruling classes of violently controlled geographic areas are requested to help divvy up the resources between a bunch of psychopathic oligarchs.
7. Pollution Prevention from Land-Based Activities
Agenda 21 requests States to reduce and control degradation of the marine environment from land-based activities taking account of the Montreal Guidelines for the Protection of the Marine Environment from Land-Based Sources.
Translation: Blocking Coastal Access For Tax Slaves
Agenda 21 requests groups of immoral control freaks to keep tax slaves away from the beach as much as possible, taking into account the guidelines set forth at a big party in Montreal where a bunch of lawyers and pedophiles signed an already prepared book of legalese.
Information
8. Marine Resource Monitoring
States are encouraged to collect and exchange data and information for fisheries assessment, marine biodiversity, marine living resources and critical habitat profiles of exclusive economic zones and other areas under national jurisdiction through establishing or expanding appropriate monitoring and assessment programmes, such as systematic observation of marine environmental quality.
Translation: Total Information Awareness
Totalitarian Surveillance Of All Aquatic Habitats
Mind-controlled dupe armies are encouraged to construct and maintain a totalitarian A.I. surveillance grid for stopping tax slaves from fishing, allowing scientists to play God with marine life, guarding resources that oligarchs have a monopoly on, and other areas of arbitrary jurisdiction through expanding existing surveillance programs, such as super paranoid control freak observation of every cubic inch of water on the planet.
Technology
9. Geographical Information System (GIS)
GIS has often been used as a systematic observation system to measure marine environmental quality.
Translation: Technology Used To Satisfy Our Control Freak Tendencies
Geographical Total Information Awareness
Another "trust us, we're here to help" excuse to use GIS as a tool of repression against the tax slaves.
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I don't know about a lot of these translations bro,
I have skimmed through the roughly 350 pages of Agenda 21 the other day, most of those things apply to "developing nations" not the first world.
is a list of typical national agencies who are responsible for managing marine activities
is a list of stakeholders who should be involved in decision making process, including women and scientists, so that it is not a bunch of white businessmen making all the decisions.
a request that developing nations practice sustainable development of the coasts, this mostly deals with things like controlling runoff from farming and raw sewage from cities being dumped along the coast, because those things are bad for the environment for all the tax slaves who depend on the sea.
Are poor tax slaves the ones who build up coastal developments?
Fishermen will often balk at fisheries management at first but when you do it right in the long run you have much bigger catches, a fishery is a resource that must be managed, especially in the developing nations that this applies to, because otherwise Chinese trawlers will just show up and fish the place out completely, leaving nothing behind for the natives who depend on fishing for sustenance.
is about ships not dumping oil and bilge water indiscriminately, that's a good thing because that is a source of water pollution and invasive species, if you don't own a commercial vessel or offshore oil rig then this does not apply to you.
" If a large corporation like BP destroys millions of livelihoods and does incalculable damage to the Gulf Of Mexico with a massive oil spill, just slap them on the wrist and have them pay for the next cocktail party. "
"ET: BP will pay approximately $4.5 billion and plead guilty to manslaughter and other criminal charges as part of a settlement with the U.S. government over the deadly Deepwater Horizon rig explosion and massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, "
So what should happen to people who litter on the beach? nothing?
6."conserve and increase" not "divvy up" this is a directive that developing nations should manage their fisheries with a goal of increasing the catch through proper management and sustainable practices. For example some means of fishing are very destructive to the habitat and so you would want to ban those and enforce those bans while encouraging other methods, in the long run this increases the catch and benefits everyone and the environment. Managing fisheries is not a malicious plot.
7.This is about trying to reduce agricultural, factory and sewage runoff from being dumped in the sea; this mostly affects factory owners, corporate farmers and municipalities.
8.This is just about academics sharing their data and findings, the oceans are large and all interconnected, it makes sense that researchers should share data and findings. How is scientists monitoring water quality and sharing their findings with each other and the public harming anyone? It's not people they are surveilling, it's water quality, what is the danger if the government gets ahold of that water quality data? It's not like it's secret either, this directive says it should be shared!
9.Just a system for monitoring water quality, its not a bad thing to monitor water quality, that's one to find out if some factory or farm is polluting and/or monitor climate change.
This thing was signed in 1992 and we had 8 years of Obama loving the UN, why did it take them over 25 years to start burning people's houses in America down with lasers and where is the part that says that local governments in the first world should secretly burn down people's houses with lasers?
Thanks for the comment. I recommend you look into Rosa Koire's work, "Behind The Green Mask". Also, Patrick Wood's "Technocracy Rising" is an excellent book on this topic. To go even further, to the root, I recommend looking into why external government is a harmful concept in practice. @larkenrose puts out wonderful information on this topic as does Mark Passio from whatonearthishappening.com. Cheers.
I prefer to stick with primary sources. Where is there a place without external government we can compare to?
There is not a place without external government on this planet that I am aware of. No comparison can be made. However, looking at the catastrophic results of external government, I can't imagine how it could get worse if actual liberty would prevail instead. We won't know unless we try it.
We can compare places where the government does it's job and places where it does not. In places where the government does not do its job then gangsters step in and do it, that is always a way worse scene.
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Thanks, I have been following him as well.
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the atmosphere at sea can make my heart calm,