Agenda 21: A Translation – Finding Dark Humor And Truth In The Abyss Of Bloated Bureaucratese (Part 14)

The aim of this project is to translate the bureaucratese of Agenda 21 into more accurate and clear language.

The original UN document is from

http://www.un.org/esa/agenda21/natlinfo/wssd/summarypublication.pdf 

My translations are in bold and italics.

EDUCATION (Based on Sectoral Perspectives)

Education, including formal education, public awareness-raising and training, is linked to virtually all areas in Agenda 21, and is recognized as critical for promoting sustainable development. The objective of this cross-sectoral issue is to highlight all the educational programmes that have been captured in the sectoral tables.

1. Incorporation of Sustainable Development Principles into Formal Education.

Agenda 21 (Ch.36) requests that Governments integrate sustainable development concepts in education.

The following aspects of Education were drawn from specific sectoral chapters.

Translation:  INDOCTRINATION (Based on Psychopathic Perspectives)

Indoctrination, including expensive indoctrination, propaganda campaigns and brainwashing, is linked to virtually all areas of our resource takeover plan, and is recognized as critical to austerity development.  The objective is to highlight all the mind control programmes that have been documented in our evil databases.    

1.  Incorporation of Austerity Development Diktats into Indoctrination Camps

Agenda 21 (Ch.36) requests groups of violent authoritarians to force austerity development diktats down the tax slaves throats.    

The following aspects of brainwashing were drawn from specific chapters of documented evil.

2. Universal Access to Basic Education (Combating Poverty) 

3. Public Awareness-Raising on Health (Health) 

4. Vehicle Volume Reduction Campaign (Transport) 

5. Public Awareness-Raising Programme on Climate Change (Atmosphere) 

6. Public Awareness-Raising on Sustainable Land Use (Land Management) 

7. Public Awareness-Raising on Desertification (Desertification and Drought) Activities in this programme include Rural Education on Desertification, and Grass-Roots Training. 

8. Public Awareness-Raising on Forests and Mountains (Forests/Mountains) 

9. Training on Sustainable Forestry (Forests) 

10. Farmers/Women’s Education Programmes and Training (Agriculture) 

11. Public Awareness-Raising on Biodiversity (Biodiversity) 

12. Training Programmes on Biodiversity Conservation (Biodiversity) 

13. Public Awareness-Raising (Freshwater) 

14. Professional Training Programmes on Toxic Chemicals (Toxic Chemicals) 

15. Public Awareness-Raising on Recycling (Hazardous, Solid and Radio Active Wastes)

Translation:
2.  Universal Access to Basic Brainwashing (Convincing poor people that they need to die to save the earth) 

3.  Public Mind Control on Health (Death) 

4.  Outlawing Cars For Poor People (Transport Reduction) 

5.  Conning the public into believing Climate Change Fear Mongering.   

6.  Public Mind Control on Getting Off The Land And Into Cities (Land Monopoly) 

7.  Propaganda on Droughts We Engineer 

8.  Public Indoctrination On Forest and Mountain Entry Being Prohibited 

9.  Brainwashing On Forest Monopolization 

10. Destruction of Small Farmers 

11. Hubris-filled attempts at controlling all biological organisms 

12. Propaganda Programs On Fake Conservation 

13. Convincing The Public that scientific dictators should control the water supply. 

14.  Selective Use Of Toxic Chemicals Against Poor People 

15.  Convincing Tax Slaves That Radioactivity Can Be Good For Them And To Organize Their Trash Like Good Little Obedient Serfs. 

Stay tuned for part 15!

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