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This is actually the eclipse on the moon caused by the Surveyor 1 Lunar Lander.

It landed in 1966.

The world has gone bonkers because there was a shadow,

for two and a half minutes,

over some parts of the planet,

if the sky was clear.

The firm of Challenger, Gray & Christmas estimates that the people who can't help but stare at the sun will cost US companies $694 million in missed output.

OMFG!!!!!

Meanwhile, John McCain was viciously attacked by a huge, lumbering oil tanker.

I'm sure it "Came Out of Nowhere" and that it was totally unprovoked.

Maybe the crew of the McCain were all looking up at the eclipse, at the same time?