The Lonely Eagle

The Lonely Eagle desperately wanted a mug that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Eagle always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was epic. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Eagle carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Lonely Eagle desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Lonely Eagle looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It was a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Eagle wanted a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.