The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Horny Eagle desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Eagle desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Eagle desperately wanted a teapot that they would demolish. It should be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Horny Eagle desperately searched for a wig to eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Eagle desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.