Ya think? I just showed my wife some of the entries...She's like, "you're not going to, right?"

I told her that I can't promise I won't. Lol.

If, and I'm saying a big if, I did, I have the perfect outfit...No point going in half-assed about it...Although I think my wife would never be able to wear that thing again. Not sure if it's worth ruining her clothing, and my reputation, such as it is. Lol.

Edit: To be honest I was going to take one of @eveuncovered's images and replicate it man-style (with her permission of course.) I'm still deciding whether to destroy my credibility or not.