Introduceyourself, the very first REAL DINOSAUR account

Hi dearest Steemians,
I gave it a quick check, but I’m probably the first REAL DINOSAUR with an account on Steemit.

Ever since I was born I’m having lots of fun trying to terrify all I meet. The only problem though is that wherever I go, people bend over and start to laugh as hard they can. For the next couple of weeks, months or years, you can enjoy watching my movies living the life many people want to live.

Make sure you follow me, resteem my awesome posts and if you really liked them, upvote them.
If you don’t like them, you better run! Because like everyone else who didn’t laugh, I ATE THEM ALIVE!!