A dare - Oh my where would I start - How about.

I once went out with a woman who was a bit of an exhibitionist and she like to get busy in, cough, rather unconventional places. That really wasn't my scene so she used to push pretty hard. One time at my college bar when I was out of my tree she convinced me that under a pinball machine would be a great place. I woke up with my jeans round my ankles and a bunch of daffodils in a place they really shouldn't be. Photos made the college student newspaper.