A caged mindset for 2019 | COM Round 43 entry II

in dtube •  22 days ago

This above is ¡The Cage!

As everybody knows, we are away from 2019 by barely 72hrs approximately to exclaim ¡Happy New Year! Well, yeah, all depends where you are standing right now on this floating blue ball in the space. But yeah, I bet you catch the swing pretty well regardless of your timeline. :)

So, in specials dates like the day of today. December twenty-eighth. I have an equally special Christmas message for all of you. One message that must last along these three next days and also along each one of the 365 days of the next year until we all arrive to the New Year Eve 2020.


A message full with Love, Peace, Hope & Happiness about what is awaiting for us in the very near future. But for all this to really work well. As I have designed it. You have to go into loop mode unconditionally. ¡Yep I've said unconditionally!

You just have to let yourself go without resistance through my hypnotic trance dance with my usual groovy musical chant and extravagant sense of humor to be able to build a splendidly uplifting mood. A glowing state of mind, that only clairvoyant cranky gandalfs dressed in pink can envision so clearly on these holiday days. ¿Have you hear me?

Therefore my friend...

¡Enter into loop mode 24/7/365!

Loop Mode

Right away, in this very instant, clicking on every link on this post.

And if you happen to be a skeptic that have doubts about my crystal clear premonitions. I also have something for you to cure once and for all your disbelief, lack of faith and skepticism. You won't have to choose between the blue or the red pill this time. Just pick any of these small squares here on my hand. I have these in green and also purplish to clear your eyes, mind and heart immediately. Just try it. You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.. };)

¿Could you stand this joyful & smiling trip?

Oh yeah! as for why December the 28th is a special date for the whole hispanic world and also for me. Please, allow me clear a few things further:

Well, simply because today is the same special day when we celebrate what you anglo-saxons will call "Hunt-the-Gowk Day" "poisson d'avril" "pesque d'aprile" "Erster April" "April fish" after around three months in the future. Hence, I preferred to advance this celebration in time today!!

Then buddies...

¿Are you ready to embrace this humorous message?

¿With open arms?

On this occasion I will nominate to my friend @rok-sivante to sprinkle with some of his esoteric sense of humor this COM contest. And also to my friend @shookriya to close with a flourish this COM contest with one of his always highly groovy tunes. :)

Leave a comment. Share your experiences and feedback. ¡Be part of the conversation!


"Follows, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"

Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!! :)

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Jajajaja ¡Gracias hermano! no eres el primero que me lo dice mi pana. 😆

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