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There was a lady called Mrs. Mcgregor and she was very rich and very classy.
She had a maid called Maria.
Once someone called to talk with Mrs. Mcgregor.
Maria answered the phone and said: "Mrs McGregor is shitting !!!"
Then, they went to tell that to Mrs. McGregor and Mrs. Mcgregor told Maria:
"When I am in the bathroom, tell people I'm in a meeting"
They called again and Maria answered:"Mrs. Mcgregor is in a meeting"
And then they asked "Will she take long?"
Maria: "She shouldn't take....She was already farting on the way"