“Miss you?” I don’t understand. 🤔 I talk to you more than any of the homeboys back home but I don’t miss you—I can’t get enough!

Even my phone tried to stop me on this one—no ish! Before I posted, I read it (if you only knew), oh man, if ya’all only knew how weird and adhd, ocd, eccentric, whatever you wanna call I am about, not just my articles, but anything to do with this whole got dang platform.. for example—119. What, you don’t know “119?” Anyhow...

So, “if you only knew,” that’s where I got sidetracked.. Back to the ‘before I posted’ part—my phone tried to stop me and had “Mad you” at the beginning of this thing when it dang frikkin well knew I meant to type “miss you.”

I often wonder who’s who behind this autocorrect. Some days they’re on point, other times I think they’re a little hungover or something.

Characters—that’s what it is. The number of characters that are viewable in your opening sentence on the Steemit front at the bottom of your post on the homepage before you click on the article—spaces and special characters included. ...Is it just me? It’s just me, isn’t it? Do you think this has anything to do with why I didn’t find a chick who would marry me until I was 41? Not “this-this” but this, as in, everyone knows ‘119’ and not just me—that compulsive eccentric thing I mentioned that I’m still typing about this very moment until I finally stop.