The MOST Embarassing 1/2 HR SONGWRITE Ever!!! (WT... why am I advertising this?) - a Very Smurfy Rap Song - a Dtube Exclusive

bennettitalia (65)in #dtube • 5 years ago (edited)

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the stupidest HALF HOUR SONGWRITE CHALLENGE ever! (Or at least so far...)

In stark contrast to the rest of the week's output, this is not a moody indie piece or a minor key folk ballad. No. This is a white boy rapping in a squeaky voice about a tiny blue man-creature with split personalities, one a serial killer and the other a procrastinator. And this lil' blue guy lives, biding his time, among all of the other little blue creatures in Smurf Village, doing his best to blend in. What caused him to crack and become a Jekyll & Hyde type in the first place? No one knows for sure, but a reasonable theory might be... oh I dunno... that he's STRAIGHT and there's only one female in THE WHOLE @#$%ing VILLAGE?

Of course the "why" is really beside the point (although again, if you're looking for a reason, there's a perfectly good one right there in front of you...). Regardless, the guy's a ticking time bomb! But how long will he tick....?

The prompt for this one comes from @mimismartypants: "Lol this is a good one I'm gonna go with a smurf that has dissociative personality disorder (split or multiple personalities) and as a result has two personas i.e. Procrastinator smurf and serial killer smurf!!"

My fave lyric:

"'Cause I'm the Smurfiest Smurf/That ever Smurfed a Smurf/ And there's no Smurfin' way you're ever gonna Smurf me..."

Congratulations @mimismartypants! 4 Steem Basic Income shares coming your way :)

Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who submitted prompts! These prompts were, as always, so interesting and entertaining. You guys rock epically :)

SMURF YA LATER!!!

HALF HOUR SONGWRITE CHALLENGE is an ongoing daily Dtube vlog. Each day I challenge myself to write a song in 30 minutes, using a one word prompt provided by viewer suggestion through the PICK-A-PROMPT contest, or by @mariannewest's daily freewrite on the Steem blockchain.

On Sunday I'll be finishing one song from this week's Half Hour Songwrite Challenge, and posting the completed version. But on SATURDAY you, the viewers, get to decide which one! Saturday's video will feature numbered clips of each of the song fragments composed this week, and you get to vote for the one you'd most like to see made into a finished song. So be sure to tune in on Saturday and vote!

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