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RE: The Liberation of Canary Wharf (2009) Part 2
exceptional. I would ask how I can join the Love Police, but that would mean that I'm designating authority to someone else, so I'm going to declare myself Detective Chief Breast Inspector. And if I'm feeling so Inclined, I'm also going to be a Lord, a Wing Commander and the fucking Pope too!
I'm sorry. Under section 24 under the 'couldn't make this shit up if i tried' ACT of 1984, you could be charged for treason.
You mean the sweet? I fucking love treasons me, they're great, except when they get stuck between your teeth and you have to use your nail to dig them out, then wipe them on the bus seat. Anyway, I think you may well have mistaken it for the "Shit Just Got Fuckin' Real, Sunshine" Act of 1992, which is a peculiar byelaw most commonly used in suburban areas of Huddersfield, especially outside my two favourite pubs, the "Bombing & Burka" and the "Dog & Stabbing" on most Saturday nights.
Either way, I'm gonna have myself nicked to teach me a lesson and save the taxpayer some money.