Concrete Castle // Original Solo Guitar // Instrumental
"Halt!!" shouts Haggard.
"They are coming!"
The crew of the Porksword all stand to attention at the starboard side of their Viking ship.
"What are we going to do!" says Mildred "Our axes and canons are no match for them!"
Haggard looks up to the sky and sends magical thoughts up to the Nordic lords of the universe.
"Send them down he murmurs"
The evil spirits of the Sumptank have superior powers and scythes that can penetrate steel.
A ginger bearded team of Vikings have no chance!
Haggard then farts and gurns and the clouds above in the sky turn black and viciously violent...
Thunder booms and lightning strikes all around, and then suddenly...
Finely cooked crispy pasties fall from the heavens and drop on to the heads of the enemies of the Sumptank, making their senses dizzy and confused with the smell of potatoe and turnips.
The crispy crumbs lay like ice on the floor and every bugger is slipping around and the crew of the Sumptank falls into anarchy.
"This is our chance boys!!!! "
The Nordic Vikings advance through the shallow waters and make it to land.
Capturing the beautiful Mount of St Michaels.
The boys stand proud at the top of the castle and crack open a few ciders and laugh at the sight of the crew of the Sump breakdancing like Michael Jackson, trying to get a bit of key on the flakey floor with their slippery booties.
Ok I'm going bed... lol
Cheers for listening and hello to my new subs :)
Yeeeeow.
Jeff
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Great song, love the blurb too...and the Mount isn't too far from where I used to call home =)
Ahh Nice to hear :)
A fellow mount viewer :D
You better of had a pasty whilst you were down there lol
Have you heard of Phelps bakery?
They sell lousting large steak pastys just a shoet distance from the mount.
Bloody ansum!!!!!
Well I was a bit further east (Penryn tbh), but took many a trip down there and there abouts...I think I know the bakery in Marazion, one day I'll move back there...I miss proper pasties ;)
You know it!!!!
Large steak.. 4 quid these days :)
Worth it though.
Penryn.. haha
I hear they have a great football team these days.. lol
Glad you escaped!!
Yeeow
I don't know about the football team tbh, used to watch St Austell sometimes because I lived there as well...not so much these days because I live about 300 miles NE (it's a long walk lol)
4 quid ain't too bad, they tried to fleece me 5.20whatever for a pint here the other day 😱
[edit] I'm not trying to de-rail your thread by the way, just getting caught up in the chitchat lol
All good man :D
Yeah the prices are horrendous back home. I don't drink so have saved myself a packet throughout the years.
But have probably spent the difference on large steak pasties :D
Cheers buddy :)
Your post is both comical as well as beautiful...total magic!
Thanks Bud.
I was whisked away in my own imagination and the words just flowed :)
Cheers for the lovely comment.
Peeeace!
Ahhhh Le mont Saint Michel !!! I don't know what is that "Mount Saint Michael" that you are referring to good Sir.
Beautiful sound! I like the little effect you added too!
The Mount you see before you is located in my hometown of Penzance in the UK sire.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael%27s_Mount
Splendid bloody place. lol
I sincerely apologize as I am flabbergasted by the resemblance!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Mont_Saint-Michel
Oh, what a beautiful post concrete cover hyd is going to do, and in a match, these things have been safely reached by the committee, I can not explain how beautiful it would be to express my thinking that I will do it.
great old worldly sounding tune mr jeff :)
Cheers turpentine :)
Dam bro I have not got a quiet room to record in.
Trying to change that now.
I really enjoyed singing that.
I cant wait to do more singing.
Cheers buuuuudyy
:D
yeah be nice to hear more singing too, good for the soul singing is mate :)
yeah be nice to hear more singing too, good for the soul singing is mate :)
Nice to meet you. I am a friend from today. I wish you all the best and healthy. Your friend lucky7777
Mysterious kool flowing atmosphere! Kewl guitar and vibes man! Sounds mint! :D