Loved your rant @possumworks and your accent is great to listen too(sound could be a wee bit higher, im a bit mutton jeff ) .
It interested me about the bit about the lake in the beginning, reminded me of the lake in Switzerland that supposedly has nazi gold in.

Somehow when you mentioned a bit later on in your rant about "smoking them cigarretes" made me think suddenly of this one track.
I gotta share it with you

You can always find me here.......
Just dont tell me I've nothing to do
Blessings Bro