Bob the painter and heavy drug user

Bob,

I just noticed your email from 11/7/2020. Sorry for the delay in responding.

Because your job is under the table, it isn't a real job. Let me explain.

Let's say you were working on the Mexico border as a drug mule. Normally cocaine is trafficked up through Mexico but due to your cognitive problems and heavy drug use you take your big purse into Mexico full of drugs back to Mexico in hopes of making a huge profit. During your journey you discover the purse you purchased was poorly made and has left a trail of powdered sugar all over the desert.

You cannot sue the drug dealer/confectioner for giving you powdered sugar instead of pure Peruvian bam bam because it was an illegal transaction. And the poorly manufactured yet brightly colored purse, a knock off, will not be replaced by the manufacturer either. The wages you lost as a reverse direction, high fashion, drug mule with no purse are gone forever, just like your hopes of getting an unemployment check anytime soon during your current period of unemployment, which technically has always been a period of unemployment... ever since you started listening to Larry, accepting checks from him, and painting your creative yet evil flames on things for him.

Call me with any questions.

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Thanks,
Venkat P. Bannister