- A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his wife. He goes the wrong way up a one-way street, nearly runs into 7 people, goes
onto the sidewalk, and takes a shortcut through a park. A policeman sees all this and still doesn’t arrest him. Why not? He is next in line for ice cream. - If you had a machine that could generate one million dollars a day, what would you be willing to pay for it?What I bought it for less 20% because it is second hand.
- Why is it against the law for a person living in New York to be buried in California?They stated in their will that if they die they can't be buried in California.
- One house is made of red bricks, one of blue bricks, one of yellow bricks, and one of purple bricks. What is the green house made of?Green and Yellow bricks with a sign that says The Blue House
- A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?It was 5 kids in a soccer ball costume and they are coming to take revenge.
- In South Africa you can’t take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?The leg got stolen, camera got stolen and you are about to be stabbed for asking questions.
- You drive past a bus stop and see 3 people waiting for the bus: an old lady who is about to die, an old friend who saved your life, and
your perfect partner. Knowing you can only have one passenger in your car, what would you do?Charge the old lady for reading her future before she croaks,separate your friend and partner by giving the girl a lift before he hits on her anymore. Use the money from the old lady to buy dinner. Send friend a message for saving him from a dissapointing marriage. - How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 feet long, and 4 feet wide?That is when Dirt realised his namesake was quite ironic, he just loved digging holes though, odd for a 600 pound man
- If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build the same wall?They are magicians and the first wall was never built. The people still want a wall which is what they were paid for.
- How far can you walk into the woods?Never as far as you thought.
- How many books can you put in an empty backpack?Thousands.
- Your friend says he can predict the exact score of every football game before it begins. He's right every time. How is that possible?You are your friend and you also have alzeimers. The doctors are truly perplexed.
These answers are....ummmm....very 'creative', @penderis ;) LOL! I enjoyed reading each and every one - so clever you are.