Cucumber sandwiches and fags. Now that's some recipe! Have experienced both, but then I'm from the UK and both mean something different there.
Cucumber sandwiches are for afternoon tea and a cigarette is often better when had with a cuppa.
Found your post wacky and wonderful and felt dizzy all over again.
Then I may just have the trick, since I only drink coffee I shall have a cucumber sandwich, a cuppa then a fag and Queenie can't call me a buffoon... Allowed to smoke around the Queen? haha neither here nor there.
Thank you for the information, the best wacky is informed wacky :)