Why drunk friends are very important to have?

in #drinking5 years ago

Should you have drunken friends?

Short answer is "of course you do!" But why? Aren't drunk people just annoying and smelly and scary and what not?

Well you could think that if you are not taking close enough look at the matter. Yes, drunken people usually have disturbing effect to the environment and that's all known well. World without drunks wouldn't be all that fun and mysterious place it is nowadays!

"But what good drunks provide then?", I hear you ask.

Having a druinken friends isn't exactly the thing many would think would benefit their lives ... but the truth is, they do.

Let's take a look of this then ...

Ok. You still think "Drunk's are bad, mmmkay?" Bear with me for the moment and I explain ...

Let's say that you are going to the party, but you are those who don't drink. Never really liked the sauce and never really saw anything good at it. You know there are many people who do drink, many of the a lot, and alcohol is served also at this party. A lot of alcohol in fact.

At first people try to take it slowly, as it's custom to do in parties, and sip their drinks slower than they normally do. This is quite normal habit many adopt not to get too drunk too fast. Especially in western-world there is tendency to be as drunk as possible as fast as possible. Which is completely different culture to Russian drinking customs. In Russia their goal is not to get drunk fast but to drink as much vodka as it's possible. To achieve this they eat all the time and down shots of vodka.

But back to our more western drunken friends ...

So, you are at this party and people is getting tipsy longer the night goes and some start relax and loose up a bit too much for your liking, but that's not a new thing. You have been taking to people having some food that is served and trying to figure out how to get away from this jam.

Suddenly Wendy, the office sweathog who have had crush on you for some time now, almost tears the toilet door off ...

Wendy wanna fuck!

"Wenndy wannna kkkisss!"

Your first reaction was to bolt straight trough out of the toilets and not caring about the fact that you wasn't even finished yet ...

But you try to reason with the beast though you know your efforts are most likely not going to do any good.

"No Wendy. Please close the door and let me be alone. This is a toilet for fucks sake!"

"NO! Keep away! Go a way!"

No no no

Sounds distantly familiar? Don't you just love those Wendy's out there?

Squishy mushy Wendy ...

Not only this is good enough reason to have drunk friends but there is more!

Let's check the nest reason later!

Have a good one!

-- EOM --

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