Our hero approaches sneakily, finding the only mound nearby enough to spectate the Machine City up close without being seen. It's largely derelict but the entrance is guarded by a single barge.
Oh, sht. It's another huge guy, I don't even know what to do.
Maybe throw a stone in the opposite direction and make a weird sound.
This dumbass probably has a problem with directions so he will go and check somewhere else.
He definitely should approach this single barge. If it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t. F..k it! He will move on then. Perhaps barge is waiting for him with opened arms.
Our hero needs to go inside and to do that the obstacles standing needs to go now he has two options he can either choose to distract it or find a way to kill it.
I would think the sensible thing to do would be to walk up to the naked guy standing in front of the building and ask for directions. Or, try and sell him one of those dick sticks?
Oh, sht. It's another huge guy, I don't even know what to do.
Maybe throw a stone in the opposite direction and make a weird sound.
This dumbass probably has a problem with directions so he will go and check somewhere else.
Let's sneak behind him and stab his butt with a wooden object!
I'm sure it will knock him out for a long time!
Our hero should give him some chocolate because its not good to fight all the time & we all know love conquers all.
Haha..
Not in this city
He will have to find a way to enter into the Machine city.
The guard looks like a savage
He must wait until he goes to pee and then sneak into the Machine city
He definitely should approach this single barge. If it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t. F..k it! He will move on then. Perhaps barge is waiting for him with opened arms.
Our hero needs to go inside and to do that the obstacles standing needs to go now he has two options he can either choose to distract it or find a way to kill it.
I would think the sensible thing to do would be to walk up to the naked guy standing in front of the building and ask for directions. Or, try and sell him one of those dick sticks?
I think you should create a diversion. Maybe throw a rock or the wooden object and then sneak in when the guard is distracted.
Our hero should take a rock, throw it away and wait until the guard abandons his post to check it out. Then he should run inside the building.