My roast challenge draft

What's up everyone, this is JJ.
Wait, isn't that a kids name? Oh wait, that sounds like penis in Chinese.
You have so much flaws, so embrace it.
Every time you say you come from Suriname, people think you made it up.
Your country is so unpopular like you will ever will be.
The girls you chase rejects you, the school you like rejects you.
From all these failures you ain't learning a thing. You tell yourself to be stronger, but you become weaker.
Your friends help you along the way, but that's just clique.
No one understands your situation even though you didn't want that it the way.
Every time a girl rejects you, your pussy ass grows bigger.
I'm a skinny pale looking tall guy.
My iq is below average and my eq is messed up.
I'm underweight and I'm ugly.
You try to be famous, but your audience dislike you.
If it wasn't for the church life, you would have no friends.
You complain about this and that, your hair is always messed up, wear go wear a hat.
When girls get to you know then no thanks, I'll pass.
Your voice sounds weird, why are you even talkin.
You have so many scars, what are you even doing with your life.