Which (shit)coin has the funniest name?

Which (shit)coin has the funniest name?

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There are soooo many coins, 2,066 on Coinmarketcap.com, even more, 4,956 on Coinranking.com. Some have really funny names, I don’t know if they are really existing, or they were meant only as a joke. Actually, Dogecoin began its career also as a joke but survived as a serious blockchain.

So the name isn’t all, I don’t want to call all this coins “shitcoins”. Some are intended to resolve problems of an industry, like the adult media, or the legal marihuana business.

(“Titcoin” or "Tittiecoin" on Twitter)

I have read some hundreds of names today and I found these ones the funniest, but maybe you know something more amusing.
(Other interesting ones not on the list: Noah coin, Breezecoin, Einsteinium, Wowbit, GINcoin, CloakCoin, Mothership, Halloween Coin, Concierge Coin… I loved the name “Buttcoin” but it seems to be only a joke without a coin.)

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• Candy (CANDY)

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• Dogecoin (DOGE)

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• Buggyra Coin Zero (BCZERO)

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• Bread (BRD)

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• Titcoin (TIT)

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• Deutsche eMark (DEM)

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• Theresa May Coin (MAY), or President Johnson (GARY), or President Trump (PRES)

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• PonziCoin (PONZI)

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• PutinCoin (PUT)

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• Marijuanacoin (MAR), or PotCoin (POT)

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• TeslaCoilCoin (TESLA)

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• dietbitcoin (DDX)

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• Trollcoin (TROLL)

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• Ragnarok (RAGNA)

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• Other (please leave comment)

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