It's time to stop worrying if your money is going to turn into more money. Try worrying about something more important, like how much terrorism you're supporting by paying your taxes or by paying that 1% fee at the bank or that 20% fee on your credit card. Try worrying about the propaganda machine that twists it around and convinces the majority of the population that it's actually buying weed and cryptocurrency that's causing all that terrorism.

Preach!

Money laundering is only illegal if "mom and pop" organizations do it to conceal the fact that they're being a bit shady -- and they'll send their asses to prison forever. Totally fine if you're a multi-billion dollar bank like HSBC -- and they only get fines that are an order of magnitude smaller than what they've stolen.