How to make 2 million dollars online - and 90 ways not to

This is a blog posted with love of a friend to (may)be, @JerryBanfield. OK lets get straight to it!

• Number 1 is a Fiverr referral program. Worth? A fiver.

• Number 2 is a GoDaddy affiliate program. Good for 20 bucks.

• Number 3 is Amazon Kindle Unlimited. Takings? A little.

• Number 4 is Amazon Kindle sales. Profit? a little bit

• Number 5 is CreateSpace sales. Maybe $20 or $25 or so.

• Number 6: TD Ameritrade Self Employment Plan IRA. Not much, convert to Steem Power ASAP.

• Number 7: Coinbase. Refer a friend for 10 bucks.

• Number 8: Poloniex trading... or gambling. Up $10k one day, negative 10k the next?

• Number 9: CafePress Marketplace. A few $100!

• Number 10 is YouTube ad revenue. $2 a watch.

• Number 11 is Patreon. Worth? Limited.

• Number 12 is ThemeForest. $30

• Number 13: Camtasia TechSmith affiliate. A round $50.

• Number 14: Coinbase refer a friend. See 7.

• Number 15: Gaming for Good. About a $100.

• Number 16: Create an online success group. Got banned, not sure.

• Number 17: Udemy Google organic search sales. Not much.

• Number 18: M Media ad buys. Not much.

• Number 19: Focus group user testing. $10 an hour.

• Number 20: Udemy affiliate selling own courses. $1.50 an hour estimate.

• Number 21: Udemy affiliate using Google AdWords. See above.

• Number 22: YouTube sales of Udemy courses. Free... so.. $0

• Number 23: Amazon affiliate selling my own Kindle books. A small amount.

• Number 24: Amazon affiliate selling pre-purchased products. Maybe $20.

• Number 25: Live class online. $9.

• Number 26: One on one calls. $199 for 30 minutes. With the 'right' client base.

• Number 27: IZEA paid Tweets. Not much.

• Number 28: Click to call affiliate from mobile ads. Commission Junction. $8 minus $1 is $7.

• Number 29: Chase credit card signup bonus. Thousands minus $95 yearly fee for past 10 years.

• Number 30: YouTube views through Amazon payment. A few k here!

• Number 31: Warrior Forum, Warrior Special Offer to Udemy course. $10,000 in the past, not much these days.

• Number 32: Winning a contest on Facebook. $30 to $50, one off.

• Number 33: SkillShare. $10 for referring you.

• Number 34 is focus groups for mobile app testing. Minus $200 to get a real mobile app developer to participate in the focus group, and an existing client base of 10,000.

• Number 35 is selling ten thousand of your Mom's books on eBay. $900. (Listing time, 900 hours)

• Number 36: Selling your apartment (item by item) on Craig's List. $700. (This one is my favorite @JerryBanfield !)

• Number 37: Building a website using Google Sites. Thousands, but no value here these days.

• Number 38: Mobile app user testing. A a little bit of money at not a great hourly rate.

• Number 39: 60 SEO vein articles. A lot of time for no money.

• Number 40 is a paid email response. $25.

• Number 41: Selling Teachable courses on your website. $300 a day, with the 'right' client base.

• Number 42: Selling free coupons to Udemy courses on your website. $0?

• Number 43: Selling your website on Flippa. $5,500 plus thousands more, with the 'right' client base.

• Number 44: Selling domains on GoDaddy. Minus $4800.

• Number 45: Facebook national tour event promotion. Thousands, potentially.

• Number 46: Facebook likes on a weekly basis. Good money.

• Number 47: Share of a startup for online ad management. Millions of dollars in Bitcoin, if this was 2013.

• Number 48: A thousand YouTube views per month. $70 a month.

• Number 49: Send Facebook page messages for a client. A bit.

• Number 50: Twitter advertising. Hundreds of dollars.

• Number 51: Local mobile ad campaign. Fifty (minus $2000 if they come fix your roof)

• Number 52: Optimize a Google Plus page. A few hundreds minus a few thousands.

• Number 53: Create a digital marketing plan. Unknown.

• Number 54: AdSense on own website. $2 per thousand clicks.

• Number 55: Buildwebsite for an author of children's books. Unknown.

• Number 56: Selling your shirt on eBay. A few dollars profit on it.

• Number 57: Selling Mom's jewelry on ebay. $0.

• Number 58: Clarity calls. $1000 an hour, if you got the right clients...

• Number 59 is one of the craziest: Online gaming addiction intervention via email. Around $25.

• Number 60: CafePress products sold via Pinterest. Unknown.

• Number 61 is curious.com. Not sure?

• Number 62: Win the regional round of a national social media competition for a marketing company. $1000, a one off.

• Number 63: StackSkills. Thousands every month, with the right client base.

• Number 64: LinkedIn message to get a Facebook ad client. $399, once.

• Number 65: Twitter messages both Direct Messages and replies in order to get Facebook like clients. Unknown.

• Number 66: Fiverr Twitter Tweet gig. Maybe fifty to a hundred dollars earned.

• Number 67: Textbooks on Amazon. Hardly give you anything.

• Number 68: A paid webinar. $700 in bribes.

• Number 69: Mobile app install media buys. Unknown.

• Number 70: Google AdWords monthly management. Hundreds of dollars every month for a bunch of work.

• Number 71: One on one Skype call through my website. Two hundreds to six hundreds an hour, if you have the right clients.

• Number 72: A weekly consulting package. $700 a week a couple of years ago.

• Number 73 is blog posts to Udemy course sales. Unknown.

• Number 74: App Store Udemy course sales. Like $20.

• Number 75: Google Play Udemy course sales. Unknown.

• Number 76: Udemy in-app purchases. Lots of money.

• Number 77: Facebook event promotion campaign locally. $0 plus Networking.

• Number 78: Creating Facebook ad accounts. Not worth doing.

• Number 79 is Bitcoin sales on Wall of Coins. Think hundreds of dollars.

• Number 80: Selling video games and consoles on Amazon. $90 minus price of new X-box.

• Number 81: HostGator affiliate. Some commissions.

• Number 82: Expedia affiliate links. $6.

• Number 83: job.com affiliate. Some.

• Number 84: Amazon affiliate sales from mobile ads for a client. Hundreds of dollars.

• Number 85: Bulk free Udemy coupon purchase. One person paid $500.

• Number 86: Daily digital marketing retainer for a week. Unknown.

• Number 87: Twitter followers delivered via Fiverr. Unknown.

• Number 88: Google AdWords account audit and ad campaign creation. $0.

• Number 89: Leadpages affiliate program. About $20.

• Number 90: Insert affiliate website name here. $5.

And how to make Two million dollars....?

Sell the above 90 ways to 'make money' online all over the internet!

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#love to @JerryBanfield, you make my girlfriend swear! (and laugh a lot as well)