FIRST LADY COMES OUT AS RUSSIAN TRANS IDENTIFYING AS BORIS

After the heated announcement this morning when Donald Trump declared that transgender people were not allowed to be in the US armed services, Donald’s one and only – third wife – came out of the closet identifying herself as a Russian Transgender named Boris.

Here is the original announcement from our one and only king and savior – Donald:

Sources tell us that Melania Trump has always felt like a Russian man. If she was born a boy her mother would have named her Boris. She used to spend hours alone in her father’s wardrobe trying on his suites and ties – waltzing around like she was a man.

All her life she would sneak behind her loved ones backs – wearing men’s clothes – and doing men stuff like smoking cigars, drinking beer and grabbing bitches by the pussy.

Then one day she decided to come out of the closet. That day was today – ironically.

Before Melania checked her husband’s Twitter account, she went Facebook live stating how she has always felt like a Russian man. She then proceeded to say how she plans on getting a sex change, changing her nationality to Russian and stating how she wanted to be called Boris from here on out.

Boris Trump. That has a nice ring to it if I don’t say myself. I think Boris will make a fine first Trans Russian man. Vote in the comment section below how this will affect Donald and Boris’ relationship.