Homework for DolphinSchool Day 4

Day 4 Homework

PART 1

bonus points if you know why this is funny!
I assume it's because 'horshack' sounds like whore shack?

What story are you most afraid to share on steemit, but you know you should?
Well, I was reluctant to post my near-drowning experience, but I needed to get it off my chest.

Name the one thing you like best about this course so far.
It's helping me become a more successful Steemian!

Tell me your favorite joke.
The Earth is flat

Stat totals of, new followers, and votes,resteems and comments on your dolphin school posts. Also, total payouts on Dolphin School posts to date. (I'm going to do a post about your success! I'm so excited!)
How much further do you have to reach your goal for followers? If you're half way or more, raise it!

I only have 20 new followers since I started dolphin school.

I have a total of 91 upvotes, not bad at all!

It doesn't look like anyone has resteemed any of my dolphin school posts.

I have a total of 22 comments on my dolphin school posts. If you count total comments, including multiple threads within the comments, I have 59 total, including my replies.

Now the big one.. Total payouts are $107.60 so far!

I'm nowhere near halfway with followers. I still need 338 to reach my goals. I still have faith!

PART 2

The first account I found that is pretty funny in most of his videos is @fyrstikken he sounds like a goat trying to sing lol. Check it out!

The second account I found is berniesanders because he's always complaining about that haejin guy. I know he isn't trying to be funny, but I find it hilarious lol. I'm not linking his page to this because I don't want to be downvoted into oblivion for saying it! lol

Creating a joke.. hmmm, I'm not funny. No one ever laughs at me because I'm funny, they just laugh because I'm an introvert in person :) I guess the bonus question at the top will have to suffice, hopefully I got it right.

PART 3

Writing Assignment

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