Vegeta, What Does The Scouter Say About @Trumpman's Power Level?

Well, here's  a "milestone" I never thought I would be bragging about! After 10 months on steemit and with 10,468.193 SP, I am officially a dolphin, at least for the time being:

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Yeah, I blogged everyday. Yeah, I also put lot's of work, sometimes smart work, sometime grunt work. But this milestone would be impossible without me standing on the shoulder of giants and a very generous soul here on the platform. So, a big thanks goes to the giants.

I was thinking of what I should do with my recent new powers... Certainly, finding some other dolphins of about the same power and starting a circle-jerky kind of thing crossed my mind. But fuck that. I didn't ass-lick when I was a minnow. I won't be ass-licking/circle jerking now. 

I will just keep upvoting the same people I have, regardless of their steem power. Some because I genuinely like their content. Some just because they are my friends irl. Some, like @mobbs, @lemouth (and the rest of steemstem stuff) because they put their soul and time to make Steemit a better place. Some because they are whales that supported me when I was nothing here, a man has to show his gratitude! Some because of a combination of the reasons above. And of course I will keep upvoting my posts. Some say self-upvoting is like giving yourself a high five after masturbating. Guess what? I high five myself after a good jerk off! EVERY, F-U-C-K-I-N-G TIME!

Some other people say if it works don't fix it! Posting animal dicks on a regular basis is apparently a good strategy to becoming a dolphin here on steemit! So who knows, maybe in 10 months from now I will be bragging about being a whale? Anybody wants to delegate me 89.500 sp? No? Maybe this will change your mind:

Allow me to close with my favorite remix of the classic over 9000 meme: