Oh, that's funny!!! And I might do that, if using their own drama and ridiculous behavior wasn't working out so well for me in post payouts.

That was never my plan, to exploit the stereotype of our region. But it's just too easy. And we've never had funds to care for the dogs as well as we do now. So yeah--I'll "sink" to this level. I sleep just fine at night. I actually can't wait to see what the future holds, especially in regard to an effective spay/neuter program that we fund ourselves. Not a pipe dream. Not now. :-)