Yo Murph, dont yer hooman let you gnosh dead tree?dey real nommy ans dey makes a right mess, but if you chews em just so you gets lots of snoot boopin and cuddles. ans dey secret battle tubes cuz dey looks all plain n silly til ya runs dem into tings. if a quirrel gets in ya can fling da stick n scare em n chit. ans dere is alays more! just make yer hooman go walk and pick outs a good size one! catch ya murph!