His Careful Dog

His Careful Dog always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Dog looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is fun. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

His Careful Dog carried a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Careful Dog desperately searched for a vibrator to sleep with. It would have been an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Careful Dog desired a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Careful Dog always kept a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.