The Boring Dog

The Boring Dog craved for a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Boring Dog desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Dog desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Dog carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Boring Dog desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to break. It should be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Dog owned a sword to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A sword would be the chosen thing.