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RE: You had one job
i know. i was making a joke. by the way you do realize that santa is a fictional character right? otherwise he would be the worlds most wanted criminal. trespass, breaking and entering, slavery, illegal immigration and a shit tone of other international laws. hell if he was real i bet he would even be a child raper.
If santa would exist the world would end at christmas since the speed his sled needs to deliver presents to every kid in the world would create a shockwave that would match the winds of jupiter
well you also need to factor in the total time of 24 hours as well as the unknown weight and size of the cargo. we cannot forget there is also the mass and size of the sleigh, the effects of inertia when taking off and stopping and friction. now factor out non christians who do not celebrate the birth of Christ. as well as children over 10 years old. then when you factor in the naughty list those numbers are reduced significantly more. even then to deliver gifts to those children that are left is not possible with current technology