this doesn't pass verification. i'm sorry. :(

Applicants must create a video proving who they are, with the following:

• REQUIRED: a visual of you physically writing your username, the date, and the words "Steemit.com #NSFW Verification"
• video length is at least 30 seconds
• audio is a plus and may expedite verification
• sexy content encouraged, but not required... it's about verification, not turning us on. :P