When I was in high school, 16 years old, we could get out at noon if we were on the work release program. You could work for credits. I took a job in a nursing home as an aide. My first night I had to walk an elderly gentleman down the hallway. He immediately had a bowel movement on the hallway floor. I puked right beside it.

I stayed at that job for 3 years and my days were always similar to that first night lol.